1.My Own Urine
Lyricist:Duane Denison, Carey Folk Mcneilly, David William Sims, David
Yow
The dry air holds a distinct fascination
For those who are unfamiliar
For those who are unfamiliar
With any other way of living
And I can see by their eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can't see, I can't see by my eyes
And I remember the morning I awoke
I remember, but not very well
Marinating in a pool, a puddle of blood and urine
My own urine and someone else's blood
My own urine, someone else's blood
I can see by their eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can't see, I can't see by my eyes
That lady so ugly
She looks like Dracula
I can see by their eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can't see, I can't see by my eyes
2.Panic In Cicero
Lyricist:Duane Denison, Mac Mcneilly, David Sims, David Yow
If you hunt them that way
You can taste the fear in their meat
If you hunt them that way
You can taste the fear in their meat
Sharp little points
Being as nice as can be
They start to bring in their knives, slowly, tenderly
Putting them into your chest
Mistreated, mistreated by animals
Mistreated, mistreated by animals
Owh, blup, rup, no, no, ehh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
Sharp little points
3.Killer McHann
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
He lamped up the room and then couched it
Feeling no fear from the day
He'd cared for a long time to get here
And he was brained
He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
Who was he drained?
Some knocks on the door, came a-poundin'
He wanted not answer but should
So ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
To where he stood
And the fuck that rapped on his inlet
None other than killer McHann
And that's not good
He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
Who was he drained?
Some knocks on the door came a-poundin'
He wanted not answer but should
So ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
To where he stood
And the fuck that rapped on his inlet
None other than killer McHann
And that's not good
Scared of that man, scared of that man
Scared of that man, scared of that man
4.Glamorous
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
Well, they called me a little so and so
And so, yeah, now hummin' a different tune
Oh, this is a job for a stupid man
Smoke it down to the filter and
Put it out on your hand
Them, cops was lined up
About a week long all down the road
True crime, homosexual gangster men
Were, were piled up on my living room floor
Well, I'm gonna get my own rifle down
And point it on in your eye
And huff a big long breath, and shoot it
Shoot it and, and shoot it and shoot it and, and shoot it
And shoot it and shoot it and shoot it
I'll call the cops on my own self
Figure out a way to please those men
I'll play detective, I'll play bloodhound
Sniffin' up clues with my nose in the mud
Down here in my shantytown, leave you alone
For the rest of my life, by the time I got my ass up
Off the grass and on the sidewalk
Made my way toward the house
Well, I realized they made their way home
I know this shit will continue
5.Monkey Trick
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
He's gone in her lips, a glow from her lip
Ignites the shapes she sees in the shade
Only a little is used to come to a close
Only a little is used to come to a close
Tonight at the knife stick up place
I spoke as a child and choked on that line
Then I saw them, then I saw them
Then I saw them, then I saw them
What are they doing outside?
What are they doing?
What the hell are they doing outside?
What are they doing?
In so much brown and crap
It's set in an odd light
This one it stops right here now
I think it's trouble you invite
In so much as they
Don't know what's right
This one it stops right here now
I think it's trouble that you invite
An absurd gag, a monkey trick
An Irish bull, a childish joke
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Tonight at the knife stick up place
I spoke as a child and choked on that line
Then I saw the, then I saw them
Then I saw them, then I saw them
I know they have them down there
I've seen them down there
Body parts all over this town
What are they doing?
6.Puss
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
Get me something to stop the bleeding
'Cuz I'm fittin' to blow
Knock her down the stairwell and kick her
I think you can take her
Shove more bourbon down her mouth hole
'Cuz she's the one that needs a nailing
Ya might as well just open the door and
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get me something to stop the bleeding
'Cuz I'm fittin' to blow
Knock her down the stairwell and kick her
I think you can take her
Oh, she's the one that needs a nailing
Ya, might as well just open the door and
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out of the truck, get her out of the truck
Get her out, pow in the bush
Yeah, right in the kisser
Shove more bourbon down her mouth hole
Pow, smacked in the puss, straight in the sucker
Plum in the kisser, busted her pie hole
Square in the yap, punched in the jaw
Straight in the sucker, dead in her tongue pin, busted in her
pie
Square in the yap, punched in the jaw, plum in the kisser
Dead in her tongue, crushed
(Acrost)
Her pie
Smacked in the mush
7.Nub
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
So since the surgery, how's that ghost limb
Hey man, say man have you been rubbin' your nub
Por favor
De no sacar los manos, de no sacar los manos
Fuera de la ventana
So cuenta es muchas dinero lo siento
But I have got to hand it to you, you're taking this extremely
well
Ah rub it on me, rub it on me Duane
So since the surgery, how's that ghost limb
Hey man, say man have you been rubbin' your nub
8.Seasick
Lyricist:Duane Paul Denison, Carey Mc Neilly, David Sims, David
Lambeth Yow
I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim
I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim
Well here's a notion, a single idea
Swing by the ocean, because
I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim
I can't swim, I can swim, I can swim, I can swim
Hang by a maritime, marine at nighttime, waiting waterlogged
down by the high sea
Waiting (wading) waterlogged, for that guy to arrive
Oh he don't know that
I can swim, I can't swim, I can't swim, I can swim
If there was even one chance, that he would come along
If there was even one chance, that he would come alone
If there was even one chance, that he would come along
If there was even one chance, and take a drink by the drink
Fucked up in the flood, stoned
And get soused by the sea
And take a dip, in the briny deep
Hang by the maritime, marine at nighttime
Waiting waterlogged, down by the high sea
Wading waterlogged, for that guy to arrive
Well he don't know that
I can swim, I can't swim, I can't swim, I can swim
I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim
9.Boilermaker
I'm calm now
I've calmed down
But I'm shaking
Make me another boilermaker
In molasses, a fly in molasses
Nasty sticky shit holds it down
There's an arched back
There is an arched back
'S got a pained look under rain clouds
In molasses, a fly in molasses
Just if you know what it's like to drown
What's that? What's that?
What's that? What's that?
What's that? What was that?
Make me another boilermaker
And it's dry inside 'til a dusty wind
And each trying sigh is a trusted friend
In his pride I saw his just defense
I eyed the bedroom door until I busted in
I busted, I busted, I busted in
In molasses
A fly in molasses
Nasty sticky shit holds it down
There's an arched back
There is an arched back
's got a pained look under rain clouds
In molasses, a fly in molasses
Just if you know what it's like to drown
What's that? What's that?
What's that? What's that?
What's that? What was that?
Make me another boilermaker
Strange how it makes him want to tell lies
10.Happy Snakes
Happy snakes are here again
The skies above are gray
Let's drown ourselves in beer again
Drug addiction's here again
Wipe off your shirt when you throw up
Sponge of your stinking face
You're gonna die before you grow up
Won't even leave a trace
Screaming out in pain, completely insane
You're gonna die before you grow up
Won't even leave a trace
I can hear the sirens
11.Lady Shoes
There's a girl playing her piano
There's a little girl playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward nurse
Comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies
Destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said, 'Look what I've done'
She calls the doctor, said, 'Look what I've done'
She calls the doctor, said, 'Look what I've done'
Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel manager comes by
And takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
He puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
12.And Then The Rain
Take this salesman for example
A selfless act of bravery
Now he's rewarded with free favors
Luck smiled at him and he smiled back
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
Beats down on me
Take this proud father for example
His son means the whole world to him
Take this junkie for example
Spoiled rotten since his childhood
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
And then the rain
Beats down on me
13.A Tale Of Two Women
She helped her son sleep by giving him Cognac
She worked a while as a circus acrobat
She changed lovers on a weekly basis
And posed nude for a couple crap artists
Her boy's disinterest in women
Led her to hire him hookers
One of whom he fell in love with
A fat tramp nearly twice his elder
Once a year for the rest of his life
He pryed for his mom
On her death's anniversary
Leaving paradise, living paralyzed
Happily anesthetized, counting alibis
Learning to despise, happily anesthetized
This one takes care of her ankles
Her cooking has 'That good flavor'
When she purses her lips on purpose
You can see the smell climb of them
She wasn't trying to be judgmental
Though her work makes one think she was
In her world that's a black and white world
Blood is ink and skin is paper
A Swiss army quill can perform miracles
In the hand of one so spiritual
Leaving paradise, living paralyzed
Happily anesthetized, counting alibis
Learning to despise
Struggling against recovery
Leaving paradise, living paralyzed
Happily anesthetized
14.Horse Doctor Man
Black like the black like the home of time
Green like the green like the naive child
You can't be ready for birth
You can't be ready for life
You can't be ready for death
You can't be ready for time
Horse doctor man will you take care of us
I lost your name but I do know your alias
Dry, dry like the desert wind
Sharp like the weapons of war
Broken like the will of a slave
Cold like the eyes of a snake
You can't be ready for birth
You can't be ready for life
You can't be ready for death
You can't be ready for time
Dry like the sharp, like the broken, like the cold, like the
15.Gladiator
You should see her use a gun
She slips her nit-picking in, in any way for everyone
More than an occasional hazard
You run the risk of conceiving a bastard
You should see her use a gun
She slips her nit-picking in in any way for everyone
More than an occasional hazard
You run the risk of conceiving a bastard
In remembrance of the truth
In remembrance of Aunt Ruth
In memory of the gun
In memory of everyone
And of the warm sun
And the pain in my side
But if you ask her where she's gone
She'll spout a banter on and on
About a germ free place
About a germ free place in anywhere
Her sexual comedy from now until eternity
There is no joking, Moe, who knows what's going on
A droll spoof of a tragedy of awkward mediocrity
Performed on the plains of Serengeti
16.Soft Damage
She was eager but a bit afraid
Like a fish she squirmed around
She had to tell herself to try to settle down
But as the crowd poured in
She was overwhelmed by them
She asked herself which one of these will win
Scrutinizing body shapes studying every face
Eeenie, meenie, Larry, Moe and Curly
She wants to get to heaven laying down
I now know how I'll get there, I'll get there laying down
I can get there laying down, I'm gonna get there laying down
I gotta get there laying down
After talking to a few, several hours melted by
She was ready to just give up and be through
She set down her empty glass
Grabbed her purse and and straightened her dress
Stumbling, she plowed out of that place
On the corner right outside
A man who's drunk, a smile that's wide
She hooked his arm and towed him from the light
In the morning he was gone and like the dress that she had worn
She was still cut and laying down
17.Until It Stopped To Die
They set alight to the toad that
Came out of the drain, it burned
For a while until it stopped to die
I remember then I was searching
Through the leaves and the limbs but I can't say
Execute yourself
A criminal brain a cat in the rain
Haggle with the real cheap one
Cut the corners so the jape will not know
Hack it when the dust clears
Your depressed cause it's your friend you died
When seen from above and looking down
A rubber hose I got a lesson then
How right I am how wrong I was
How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how
Climbing back on the road so I am
Told is a gamble on it's own
They set alight to the toad that came out of the drain
It burned could it be that I'm an idiot
18.Mistletoe
You use mistletoe
You use mistletoe
I call poison control
You try to kill me
You try to kill me
I call poison control
You break my arm
You break my arm
You burn my head
You burn my head
I call the police in
I'll kill you now
I'll kill you now
I'll kill you now
I'll kill you now
I call my brother to here
I call my brother to here
You a lying crazy
I call my brother to here
Hey brother
You smother my breath
You cut my breast
I call an ambulance
You take me down
I call your name out
I need you with me
I call your name out
I love you, my man
I call your name out
I want you to stay here
I call your name out
I can't leave you
I call you name out
You a pig eyed comments
I'll give it to you
You a pig eyed comments
I'll give it to you
19.Thumbscrews
My hands are really shaking
I cannot hardly walk
We're gonna ask the landlord
Why he's been such a cock
If he starts into lying
We'll know it right away
We're only gonna ask him
Just to hear what he will say
Then we will get the thumbscrews
And put him in his place
Leave a great big hole
Where he used to keep his face
Then one more time we'll ask him
Why he's been the way he's been
And then we'll get the thumbscrews
And start all over again
If you've got fun ideas
Of lots of different ways
That we could jack this jackass
And torture him for days
We all sit there just relaxing
While he's bleeding from his ears
That fucker's had it coming
Just shy of seven years
My hands are really shaking
I cannot hardly walk
We're gonna ask the landlord
Why he's been such a cock
20.Eucalyptus
Way past beyond One Tree Hill
Further than the reefs and breakers
The other side of the time line
All alone, all alone
Here's point A, there is no point B
I choked and stalled and choked
Stalled and choked and stalled and choked
All alone, all alone
A call can't bring me closer
This clock has stopped it's ticking
A pregnant pause still waiting
All alone, all alone
The one that's most important
Single solitary only
Sitting in some room someplace
All alone, all alone
21.Postcoital Glow
The magazine is now my good friend
I'm thrilled the moment it is opened
It feels so beautiful to pretend
I'm glad it's not goddamned sensational
Rolling up my sleeves to find out
What the stinking fuss is about
I need to prove without a doubt
That nobody is losing their marbles
The psychic friends are here to help us
And hotline girls I know are a must
In consolidated bills we trust
Personal injury lawyers are wonderful
I have got to know, what's a postcoital glow?
I need to know
A-wop bam boom, a-boop bop, a-what to do
Quality control is sure great
Any job done well is first rate
Pride in workmanship is worth the wait
Happiness is a thirty day warranty
The diet I've been on is so good
I've lost more weight than I thought I could
My abs are like they're made of fine wood
I fit right in with the people I admire most
22.Too Bad About The Fire
Half baked ideas of attack
Hit Lawrie Rimillard's back
A salvo of donuts was thrown
She bought up five or six plots
The place where their father rots
Now put her box next to his
The Mariana Trench
Perceived as just half an inch
They sink that low every day
Amendments to the contract
This clause just might counteract
The foregoing heretofore
How many ounces of cut
Needed to turn a profit
That's elementary math
If you like shooting up crack
And catching all kinds of flak
You'll lead an interesting life
Now safe sex is all the rage
Read it on every page
Buy yourself some new balloons
There's bags of lettuce to eat
My socks are shoes for my feet
Hey can you loan me a dime?
The Japs eat tuna eyeballs
And play with Godzilla dolls
And kick our business asses
It's group A streptococcus
On which we need to focus
It killed 12 Limies this year
I've had a very bad day
I blew my family away
The neighbors say that I'm weird
That fucking toilet won't flush
It's full of paper and mush
The plumber's ass is his face
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
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